View Full Version : Can bleach help you pass a drug test?

02-03-2009, 09:40 PM
I remeber this super stoned kid told me today that at my school they only do random drug tests on monday so I smoked today. And he said you just put 3 drops of bleach in your piss. Does this work? If so how much bleach?

02-03-2009, 09:43 PM
yea but u gotta drink a cup of bleach with a teaspoon of milk in it:dance1:

Revilo Kalez
02-03-2009, 09:43 PM
wait...your school drug tests???

02-03-2009, 09:47 PM
wait...your school drug tests???
Yea its like a private high school
we have random drug tests :) mostly more for athletes

Blue Sky
02-03-2009, 09:54 PM
No it won't work. People are fucking retarded.

On a standard drug test if the test picks up anything not commonly found in urine it will automatically fail for being adulterated with.

Drug tests are a peculiar sort. Hundreds of drug test threads on here, look around for ways to pass them. Putting chemicals in your urine before testing will never work.

And don't drink bleach either, had a regular rocket surgeon ask that one here a while ago.

Get some of that detox shit, someone to piss for you, a better school, or face the punishment.

About all you can do if you are really worried.

Revilo Kalez
02-03-2009, 09:54 PM
your school is hell on earth

02-03-2009, 10:38 PM
My friend said he used it to pass his drug test at my school
He just put in three drops

Revilo Kalez
02-03-2009, 10:40 PM
everyone at my school would fail because...


Blue Sky
02-03-2009, 10:56 PM
My friend said he used it to pass his drug test at my school
He just put in three drops

Well do whatever you want to. I have been drug tested for jobs, and my parents friends own a drug testing clinic. Just going by what I know, so maybe your friend got lucky, or maybe they aren't testing for drugs, just steroids. I don't know about this cause I wasn't an athlete, and I've never had to do it for court.

I've heard of plenty of people failing for having adulterated tests.

02-03-2009, 11:01 PM
I am just drinking a lot of water again and again. Drink until I pee, keep drinking water, repeat. It's been thirty days (maybe a little less?), but a passed a pre-screening pee test today.

02-03-2009, 11:17 PM
yea dude that dont work at all
i tried
and failed miserably

02-04-2009, 10:20 AM
No! Drinking bleach doesn't work. If its a school drug test just get someone elses pee..

02-04-2009, 10:39 AM
I would seriously think someone who would drink bleach is a retard.

02-04-2009, 02:13 PM
If it sounds to be to good to be true. THAT'S 'CAUSE IT IS!

02-04-2009, 10:44 PM
My friend told me not to drink the bleach but put a couple of drops in i

02-06-2009, 09:50 AM
Listen, we understand that your friend did it, and if you wanna take that chance then go right ahead, but when a bunch of stoners say that you can't do it... You probably can't.
Look online for a detox drink.
That is your best bet.
It can put you back $100 or so though.:laugh:

02-06-2009, 02:06 PM
Dude... check out my signature

02-06-2009, 02:17 PM
fuck it, go in there and light a fat blunt while you take your piss and then throw it in theyre while you exhale a thick cloud.:pee::34661819672096::drugsneeded:

02-06-2009, 02:44 PM
GO ahead and do it. It wont do shit.

Any moron(addict) that thinks it's worth taking the risk diserves to fail.

02-06-2009, 02:50 PM
Running a head shop I can tell you that I sell a large amount of Detox Drinks, followed by synthetic Urine.... I have many repeat customers so I can say that they do work... just read the directions and follow them to a tee and you should be fine

The Milk Man
02-06-2009, 03:00 PM
the drug tests i get tested with sometimes have a control line that shows whether you tampered with it or not.

certain ones itll work, but not most of em.

02-06-2009, 03:46 PM
I have a cust that gets a bottle of test pure every month like clock work for his PO ... I would think that the govt. would test for tampering agents.

02-06-2009, 09:54 PM
Water is the shit!. there's no other liquid that's suits you.. keep it natural!.

or you can use detox.

just do what you want or what you need to do, if you get fucked up.. :asshat:

02-08-2009, 01:06 AM
Well the problem is there is drug tests at my school every monday and idk when I will get chosen for that week so I would have to drink that detox drink every monday before school

02-08-2009, 01:34 AM
yea but u gotta drink a cup of bleach with a teaspoon of milk in it:dance1:

Nah dude that's if you want to pass a "no heartbeat" test.