 Stoner Acheivements
- (0) Pound Of Flesh - Cut/scrap/stab yourself accidentally while smoking. Blood must be drawn.
- (0) AW SHIT NIG, YOU'RE JUST DOING IT WRONG - Swallow a full hit of smoke.
- (0) Sacrificial Virgin - Accidentally destroy a glass smoking piece before you have a chance to use it.
- (0) The Cake is a Lie - Discover mold within your weed.
- (0) You Will, DIE! - Smoke moldy weed. *
- (5) One Way to Fight the Smell - Smoke in a portable toilet.
- (5) "Tell Me About The Fucking Golf Shoes" - Go into a casino completely baked.*
- (5) “How Much for the Ape” - Buy something you don’t need because you’re stoned.
- (5) “It’s a Sidewalk!!” - Park on a sidewalk while blazed.
- (5) +10 Difficulty - Play an RPG while high.
- (5) A Canon! - Smoke from a Steam Roller.
- (5) A Challenger Appears - Smoke out a stranger until one of you can't take it anymore
- (5) Against All Odds - Smoke while under probation.*
- (5) Ahhhnold! - Go to the gym high.
- (5) Always HI - Smoke weed from hawaii
- (5) Apple of Eden - Smoke out of an apple.
- (5) Bat Country - Smoke in the middle of the desert, completely away from human civilization.
- (5) BRB, Mars - Smoke a full bowl of kief.
- (5) BRB, Moon - Use a vaporizer.
- (5) Butterfly - Smoke in a summer meadow.
- (5) Carl Sagan - Stargaze while stoned out of your gourd.
- (5) Cheap but effective - Smoke out of a pop can bowl.
- (5) Chemical Warfare - Smoke a bowl from a gas mask hooked up to a bong.
- (5) Chong Would be Proud - Smoke from a bong.
- (5) Christopher Columbus – Smoke at a campfire.
- (5) Climb the Ladder - Meet your dealer's dealer.
- (5) Commitment - Buy a $150 or more piece.
- (5) Congratulations! You earned it - Smoke a blunt while driving around in a brand new car.
- (5) Cruelty Free - Make vegan edibles.
- (5) Cupid's Green Arrow - Meet a future love interest through weed.
- (5) Determined - Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks.
- (5) Dial C for Chronic - Call your boss high and tell him you're too sick to come in
- (5) DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out 2 or more guys at once without any other girls there. (female achievement)
- (5) Dishonest Doobie - Smoking a joint wrapped in an outer leaf.
- (5) Dolla Dolla Bills - Roll a Joint replacing the papers with a dollar bill. *
- (5) Don Quixote - Convince someone you are someone else while smoking.
- (5) Down the Rabbit Hole - Watch Alice in Wonderland while stoned.
- (5) Down, boy! - Get a pet cat, dog, or other mammal high using second-hand smoke.
- (5) Dr. Giggles - Provide first aid to a fellow stoner while both of you are high.
- (5) Drink It Like Water - Make a Jamaican Smoothie.
- (5) Duped - Pass the bong, and someone else unknowingly clears your stale hit.
- (5) Elephant in the Room - Smoke with someone who weighs more than 300 pounds.
- (5) Employee of the Month - Smoking up while at work.
- (5) Every Man for Himself - Everyone gets there own weed and they smoke together each having their own individual joint, blunt, bong,piece to smoke out of.
- (5) Executive Suite - Smoke in a swanky hotel room.
- (5) Eyes Open Toked - Take a hit with your eyes open for the first time.
- (5) EZ Baked - Make weed cookies/brownies.
- (5) Factory Worker - Listen to Industrial music non-stop while high.
- (5) Farmer in the Dell - Grow your own outside.
- (5) Fear Factor - Eat 5 roaches.
- (5) Fiendin' - Scrape all your pieces for resin.
- (5) Fight Fire with Fire - Smoke yourself sober.
- (5) Filthy Beast - Smoke while using the toilet.
- (5) Finish the Plate - Pack a bowl with all the available weed you have.
- (5) Fire in the Hole! - Smoke from a bong without using ice or water
- (5) Firefly - Use up a fresh lighter in a day by yourself.
- (5) Fire-pit - Saving the roaches from 10 dank joints and putting them into one big joint sprinkled with hash.
- (5) Flying Ninja - Smoke outside on a roof or awning at night.
- (5) Frasier - Smoke weed while drinking wine.
- (5) Friends with Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time.
- (5) Frosty - Using freshly fallen snow in a bong.
- (5) Fruit Roll-Up - Buy every flavor of wraps, roll a joint for each kind, then smoke.
- (5) Ghandi - Smoke at least 2 grams to yourself and consume no food during your trip.
- (5) Ghostbuster - Hold a hit for so long, you blow out no smoke.
- (5) Girl Scout - Sell homemade edibles.
- (5) Giving Nature a Hand - Find a hole somewhere that some rodent or snake possibly lives in, bonus if you followed a rodent back there hole. Blow smoke in said hole.
- (5) Glass Tax - Smoke from a glass pipe.
- (5) Godhand - Roll a blunt (from a pre-rolled cigar) with only your left hand in the dark and then smoke it.
- (5) Goldfish Award - Fish-bowling/clam-baking/hot-boxing your car till you can't see SHIT.
- (5) Good to the Last Drop - Volunteer to take the last hit when offered.
- (5) Grasslete - Compete in a sport, stoned.
- (5) Green is Green - Pay for a service or item with a nug.
- (5) Groovy - Listen to only 60's music while blazing.
- (5) Ground Control - Help out a friend who gets too blitzed.
- (5) Han Solo - Enjoy a relaxed night smoking by yourself.
- (5) Haters Gonna Hate - Smoke weed around people who think you're getting bad brain cells.
- (5) Have Weed, Will Travel - Travel to another town exclusively for weed.
- (5) Health Conscious - Own a digital vaporizer.
- (5) Henry David Thoreau - Smoke away from civilization in nature.
- (5) Hentai - get high then watch animated Japanese porn.
- (5) Here Comes the Sun - Smoke outside when it's over 90 degrees.
- (5) High As a Kite - Smoke pot and fly a kite.
- (5) High as the Starlight - Listen to MUSE's Black holes and Revelations completely while high.
- (5) Hit and Run - Keep yourself fit by smoking on a treadmill.
- (5) How do I flank? - Play a game of Airsoft or Paintball blazed.
- (5) How Romantic! - Smoke on a first date.
- (5) Humble Pie - Corner the bowl when offered greens.
- (5) I Know Kung-Fu - Take a hit and do a backflip.
- (5) Ice Age - Roll a joint/pack a bowl and smoke it outside while it's snowing.
- (5) I'm on a Boat - Smoke on a yacht.
- (5) In Soviet Russia - Burn or singe yourself while trying to light a bowl.
- (5) Incog-weed-o - Convert one common household item into a piece of smoking apparatus.
- (5) Incoming! - Have a seed explode in a lit joint or blunt.
- (5) It's... Beautiful! - Take a macro picture of your weed.
- (5) I Got Skills - Write a rap while high or freestyle.
- (5) J Dilla - Produce a hip-hop beat while high.
- (5) John Wayne - Smoke at a scenic spot and watch the sunset.
- (5) Kick It Up a Notch - Cook something while baked.
- (5) Kingpin - Smoke a fat blunt.
- (5) Lil Wayne - Smoke a fat blunt dipped in cough syrup.
- (5) Linguist - Learn a new language high.
- (5) Little Friend - Smoke with a little person.
- (5) Lol Whut?! - Go to a drama/adventure/romance movie in theaters completely blazed.
- (5) Lola - Smoke with a tranny/trap.
- (5) Lord Of War - Rank top on the server of an online FPS while totally baked.
- (5) Lost in Space - Smoke while watching MST3K.
- (5) Lost Odyssey - beat an RPG game while high
- (5) Lucky! - Find some bud you didn't know you [still] had and smoke it.
- (5) MacGyver - Create a smoking device using only household materials.
- (5) Malcolm in the Middle - Be a middle man between your dealer and a friend.
- (5) Man of the Hour - Be the last person to come down.
- (5) Manny Ramirez - Smoke before playing baseball.
- (5) March Hare - Make weed tea that actually gets you high.
- (5) Master Engineer - Make a bong out of things found only in your kitchen.
- (5) Medic - Smoke out a sick friend/family member.
- (5) Megaton Press - Press a tab of kief.
- (5) Mellow Churchill - Roll a pure cannabis cigar. (Using fan leaves, hemp papers, etc.)
- (5) Michael Phelps - Swim in a pool while high.
- (5) Mike Mulligan - Dig up some greens in what was thought to be a finished bowl.
- (5) Minute Man - Hold a bong hit in for an entire minute.
- (5) MOVE THAT BUS! - Decorate a room while high.
- (5) Musician at Heart - Smoke from a piece made using any part of any instrument.
- (5) Natural Resources - Have a gravity or waterfall bong hit using a lake, stream, river etc.
- (5) Nature Child - Smoke while nude.
- (5) Need a Light? - Hold the flame over someone else's bowl for them.
- (5) Neuton's Law - Smoke from a Gravity bong.
- (5) Niagara Falls - Smoke from a Waterfall.
- (5) No worries, mate! - Smoke out an Australian (You've already got this if you are one)
- (5) Norman Rockwell - Smoke before eating with the family.
- (5) Nostalgic - Re-discover a childhood joy while high.
- (5) Now That's a Burger!- Succesfully finish a double pounder(8 layers of meat and cheese) burger bought from McDonald's.
- (5) Now THATS A Tip - Smoke out a delivery person who brought you food.
- (5) Om Nom Nom - Spend over $50 on munchies.
- (5) One Asian, One Indian, One Adventure - Smoke with some friends and find your way to a White Castle. You’re pretty cool if you can match the races.
- (5) One Mans Trash... - Get your weed from your dealer in something unconventional, like a garbage bag or discarded food wrapper.
- (5) One Ring to Rule Them All - Blow a perfect smoke ring.
- (5) Passing the Knowledge - Smoke before class.
- (5) Peace Pipe - Settle a fight with a friend over a bowl.
- (5) Pharaoh - Smoke out of an egyption hookah.
- (5) Phi Kye Timetogethigh - Smoke in a frat house.
- (5) PLUR - Get blazed at a rave. Bonus points if you aren't into techno.
- (5) Pocahontas - Feed a wild animal while high.
- (5) Pocky - Smoke weed while watching a genuine Japanese anime.
- (5) Power Outage - Listen to acoustic music non-stop while high.
- (5) Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need.
- (5) Receding Hairline - Burn hair while taking a hit.
- (5) Reefer Madness - get high and exclusively listen to music from the 1930's
- (5) Roach Exterminator - Smoke a full bowl with the weed from roaches.
- (5) Rope Adventure - find a rope and climb out the window...
- (5) Rugged Smoker - Take and smoke with you on a hiking trip/camping trip/etc.
- (5) S on my Chest - Superman a roach.
- (5) SHAZAM! - Smoke in a lightning storm.
- (5) Sk8r - Go skateboarding while high.
- (5) Sly Dog - Get high less than 24 hours before a drug test, and pass.
- (5) Smart Shopping - Go impulse shopping while baked.
- (5) Sneaky - Successfully get a Medical Marijuana card without having any real medical problem.*
- (5) Soak and Toke - Smoke a bong while taking a bubble bath.
- (5) Some Minimal Illumination- Smoke in a power outage.
- (5) Squeezing Water from a Stone - Smoke a bowl of resin.
- (5) St. Nick - Smoke on top of your, or a friends rooftop.
- (5) Straight to the floor - Fall asleep right after taking a hit.
- (5) Summon Shenlong - Have a Green Dragon.
- (5) Super Cool Story Bro - Tell a story while high and forget the ending.
- (5) Support our Troops - Get stoned with a member of the military.
- (5) Surf 'N' Turf – Smoke on a beach.
- (5) Survivorman - Bake out a tent.
- (5) Switch Hitter - Be so high that you accidentally hit the wrong side of the joint/blunt.
- (5) Taste Buds - Take a mouth bong hit.
- (5) The Bad Choice - Smoking right before a BBQ.
- (5) The Breath Taker - Marathon a 1g joint by yourself in less than 5 minutes.
- (5) The Cat's Meow - Smoke out a cat successfully.*
- (5) The Guru - In a single hit, inhale a joint puff, a blunt puff, a bong hit and a gravity bong hit (May be substituted with Reverse Gravity.)
- (5) The Hat Trick - Jack 3 lighters in one session.
- (5) The Joker - You and your friends laugh so hard you can't take a hit for more than a minute.
- (5) The Joys of Parenting - Smoke herb you've grown yourself.
- (5) The Ladies' Man - Smoke out 2 or more girls at once without any other guys there. (male achievement)
- (5) The Mummy - Smoking a blunt without an outer leaf and use rolling papers instead.
- (5) The Rick Moranis - Watch all three "Honey I Shrunk" movies, Space Balls, and both Ghost busters in a row, smoking a new session for each movie, adding an extra bowl to each session.
- (5) The Shaman - Smoke up and enjoy the high in a cave, a Native American teepee, a forest, next to stone age rock paintings, you get the idea, etc.
- (5) The Sloth - Wake up, wake and bake, and any time you sense you are getting less stoned, you get high again, sit around and watch TV or eat things, and it is not permitted to go outside unless it is only on your porch or into your backyard.
- (5) The Stone(d) Age - Smoke a bowl using only matches and a stone piece.
- (5) The Thing - Smoke in a walk-in freezer.
- (5) Tin man - Use tin foil in a homemade piece.
- (5) Toy Story - be high in a children's toy store.
- (5) Triple OG - Smoke a blunt while sipping hard liquor.
- (5) True Hotboxer - Hot-boxing in a sauna/steam-room (shower not allowed) then getting out and feeling the "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
- (5) What's this safety thing do - Fire a gun while stoned, without hurting yourself in the process.
- (5) White Flag - Inhale a hit from your mouth to your nose.
- (5) Woodstock - Smoke freely at an outdoor music festival.
- (10) “Running Water, Hear my Cry” - Smoke weed in the shower while your whole family is in the room next door and no locks on the bathroom door.
- (10) 420 Challenge - Smoke 4.20 grams yourself without leaving your seat.
- (10) 420/20 Vision - Toke up before going to the eye doctor*
- (10) A Friend with Weed - Smoke up 5 friends and get smoked up by five friends.
- (10) Ace of Cakes - bake a THC infused rainbow cake.
- (10) Across The Universe - Go to a golf driving range while high and hit a ball over 200 yards.
- (10) Ah Grasshopper - Smoke up a teacher/professor.
- (10) All Along The Watchtower - Smoke from a 5+ foot bong.
- (10) American Beauty - Smoke with a friend's parent.
- (10) Angel of Mercy - Blow out a dying animal.
- (10) Appetizer - Smoke while in line at a drive-thru.
- (10) Apprentice Engineer - Make a bong out of things you find in your shed.
- (10) Bat - Smoke Enjoy a complete joint while hanging upside down from a tree branch.
- (10) Battle of Wills - Smoke somebody out until they can't keep smoking.
- (10) Big Lebowski - Go bowling with friends when high.
- (10) Blockade Runner - Make it through a security checkpoint/police search with your weed intact.*
- (10) Boulder - Go to Boulder, Colorado for the Legendary 420 Celebration
- (10) Boxed Out - Without smoking get high in a hot boxed area.
- (10) Budder me up - Take a budder hit.
- (10) Candy Man - Make THC Tincture or THC Lollipops
- (10) Cashed - Work an entire shift of your job high.
- (10) Clash of the Titans - Get 2 people who hate each other to smoke together.
- (10) Coke Fiend - Drink an entire 20 pack of Coca-Cola. (Or Pepsi if you like it more)
- (10) Collect the Dragonballs - Make a gallon of green dragon from old stems.
- (10) Conquistador - Do something you normally would be too scared to do high.
- (10) Cornucopia - Cook an entire thanksgiving dinner, including stuffing, while high.
- (10) Crowd Pleaser - Out hit everyone you smoke with.
- (10) D-I-High - Successfully construct flat-pack furniture while high.
- (10) Dissapearing Act- Smoke your whole bag while driving around.
- (10) Doctor's Orders - Get a permit for medical marijuana.
- (10) Doctors Without Borders - Selling weed and then moving onto ADDITIONALLY providing other substances at the same time.
- (10) Double-Jointed - Smoke a joint the size of two regular joints.
- (10) Dude, Wheres my Food - Successfully eat up all the food in your friends house while high.*
- (10) Dudes. - Puff ten or more joints at the same time.
- (10) Ebert and Roeper - Watch 50 movies while high with a friend.
- (10) Elementary, my dear Watson - Solve a mystery while high using a sherlock bubbler
- (10) Energizer Bunny - Listen, while high, to a fully-charged portable music player long enough that the batteries die but you do not fall asleep.
- (10) Family Guy - Smoke weed with someone from your immediate family.
- (10) Fat Sack - Buy an ounce.
- (10) Feels Good Man - Have sex while high.
- (10) Fuck Tech Support - Install an operating system into your computer while high, without fucking up once.
- (10) Galileo - Smoke out of a telescope.
- (10) Ganja Guru - Smoke an ounce in the span of a day.
- (10) Garden Gnome - In broad daylight, sit in the middle of your front yards garden and smoke a gram from a bong.
- (10) Garden Of Eden - Smoke while nude, with a member of the opposite sex who must also be nude.
- (10) Getting Motivated - Smoke at your school, in between classes.
- (10) Gipetto - Design and make a stuffed toy / puppet / robot / figurine while high.
- (10) Good Samaritan - Find weed in public. (in a parking lot, etc.)
- (10) Grandma's Boy - Turn a simple call for some weed into a party at your grandmothers house.
- (10) Green Ranger - Call greens on 10 bowls in a row.
- (10) Hashshashin - Smoke hash on a rooftop while keeping vigilant watch.
- (10) Heaven or Hell - Green out then get higher than you were when you got sick. Vomiting due to other drugs does not count towards this achievement.
- (10) Hide in Plain Sight - Smoke in a public place.
- (10) High Roller - Roll 15 blunts in one day.
- (10) HIGH, FAMILY! - Go to a family reunion blazed.
- (10) Higher Education - Take a class at Oaksterdam
- (10) Higher Learning - Go to college lectures baked.
- (10) Hitler's Favorite - Smoking all day on the 20th of April.
- (10) Humanitarian - Smoke up someone with medical problems. i.e. cancer, m.s., cerebral palsy etc.
- (10) Hungry Man - Eat something with weed/hash in it then smoke weed stronger than the weed/hash you baked with.
- (10) I Don't Even... - Smoke from something made of at least 6 feet of tape.
- (10) I'm Impressed... - Smoke weed walking through a city besides the village.
- (10) Intruder Alert - Smoke in someone's yard/house/shed that you do not know, without their permission.*
- (10) Iron Chef - Cook a full meal for several people while baked.
- (10) Iron Man - Smoke in a circle with blunts going around equal to at least half of the people.
- (10) It's 4:20 Somewhere... - Smoke at 4:20 (AM or PM) in every time zone.
- (10) Johnny Appleseed - Collect at least 4g of seeds and plant them.
- (10) Juelz Santana - Smoke 3 fat blunts dipped in cough syrup.
- (10) Just Croisin', Man - Walk around your neighborhood smoking weed from a croissant.
- (10) Justice League - assemble a group of adult friends each with different types of pieces (bong, pipe, bubbler, etc) and get high
- (10) Katamari - Roll a resin ball in grinder kief and smoke it.
- (10) Keep it Tight - Roll a blunt that lasts 20+ minutes.
- (10) Kottonmouth King - Smoke 5 bowls without anything to drink.
- (10) Krakatoa - Smoke a volcano modified with a custom 5 foot bag.
- (10) Like Father Like Son - Smoke out a parent, if not possible smoke out a friends parent.
- (10) Lord of the Bongs - Own more than 5 different non-homemade pieces. Can be bongs, pipes, bubblers,etc.
- (10) MacGuyver's Kid - Make a piece out of a straw, a toothpick, a paperclip, and tinfoil.
- (10) Major Tom - Get high while experiencing no gravity or feel that high.
- (10) Medieval Times - Buy some weed with coins only.
- (10) Native Waters - As an adult, return to and smoke in your childhood home.
- (10) NEVAR FORGET - Smoke at a memorial site
- (10) Not so Green Now! - Buy weed from a dealer without ANY assistance from friends.
- (10) Nug Ninja - Blaze atop a Restricted building.
- (10) Out of this world - Take 10 gravity bong hits in less then a minute.
- (10) Pay it Forward - Smoke out 2 people at the same time.
- (10) Perseverance - Complete a tolerance break of a month or more.
- (10) Problem Officer? - Talk to an officer of the law while high.*
- (10) Promised Land - Smoke a joint while walking through Jerusalem.*
- (10) Pwnerer - Beat all your friends at a video game while baked.
- (10) Pyros have needs too - Light up from a flame over 30 cm. More points the closer to 200 °C the flame is.
- (10) Raise and Blaze Weekdays - Wake and bake every day for a week.
- (10) Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing.
- (10) Respect for Thee... - In honor of someone smoke a ounce with one other person.
- (10) Respect Your Elders - Smoke out someone older than you.
- (10) RIP Jimi - Smoke a bowl at Jimi Hendrix's grave site.
- (10) Sacred Ground - Smoking weed in Amsterdam.
- (10) Scavenger - Get high on resin alone for a week.
- (10) Seasons Bakings - Cook an entire Christmas dinner, including stuffing, while high.
- (10) Shoot 'em up - Give a shotgun to more than 5 people in a row.
- (10) Spielberg - Form an entire movie plot in your head while stoned.
- (10) Starving Artist - Create a piece of art while blazed.
- (10) Stoners Delight - Combine 4 canned foods in your pantry to make a superfood. Extra points go to the obscurity of the combination.
- (10) Strike-out! - Take a hit, a shot, chug a beer, exhale.
- (10) Super Blunt - Smoke a blunt with cigar tobacco in it. Super bonus points if you don't cough once.
- (10) Super Pimp - Get someone so high that you instantly hook up.
- (10) Supra Hasheesha - Distill your own hash, add honey and flavor to make it into a sheesha, and smoke through a water pipe or hookah.
- (10) Teen Titans - Assemble a group of teenage friends each with their own homemade pieces & cannabis and get high.
- (10) The Aristocrat - Smoke a wooden pipe while wearing two or more of waistcoat, monocle and tophat.
- (10) The Author - Write or post a worthy story while baked.
- (10) The Camberwell Carrot - Roll a joint utilizing no less than 12 papers.
- (10) The Chosen Few - Form a close clique of pot smoking friends.
- (10) The Collector - Collect at least 10 pieces.
- (10) The Entertainer - Smoke before going out on stage.
- (10) The Evil Knievel - Smoke on top of a car with a friend driving you around.
- (10) The Heartbreaker - Unintentionally break five glass pieces in your lifetime. You fail.
- (10) The Italian Job - Eat an entire large pizza by yourself while high.
- (10) The King of Irony - You and 2 or more friends pull into a rehab parking lot and hot box in a car.
- (10) The Music Man - Have a smoking playlist of at least 250 songs.
- (10) The Pugilist - get in a fight while high, and win.*
- (10) The Terri Schiavo - Smoke an 8th in 8 minutes or less.
- (10) The Viking - Smoke up on any manpowered watercraft.
- (10) The Wizard - Convert any old nerd nostalgic item into a piece i.e.: Lightsaber, N64 Controller, EZ Bake Oven, Super Soaker, Nerf Gun, etc.
- (10) They can't hear you, but they can smell ya - Smoke out a deaf person.
- (10) This is Happy - Smoke till you can't feel feelings anymore.
- (10) Tiger Weeds - Go golfing and play a full 18 holes while stoned. Bonus points if you get a good score.
- (10) Time Traveler - Get so high that you sleep for more than 24 consecutive hours.
- (10) Travelin' Man - Smoke in at least three different states.
- (10) Triple Six Club - Smoke three blunts and six joints in one session.
- (10) Turning the Donkey Wheel - While driving around baked, teleport your car (get to where you're driving to when you think you're not heading in the right direction).
- (10) Uncle Jack - Smoke a bong using Jack Daniels as the bongwater.
- (10) Vesuvius - Use a volcano vaporizer.
- (10) What are Those Goddamn Animals! - Go to the zoo stoned.
- (10) When Life Gives You Lemons.... - Smoke every kind of weed substitute you can find.
- (10) Where is My Mind - Go on a roller coaster high.
- (10) White Collar Crime - Smoke while walking a dog, in a suburban neighborhood.
- (10) Why Hello There - Meet your boyfriend's/girlfriend's parents high.
- (10) Woodsmith - Smoke out of a pipe you whittled yourself.
- (10) Zombie Jesus - Smoke a bible joint rolled from the page where Jesus is resurrected.
- (10) Zombie - Become so baked that your motor skills are completely dismissed.
- (10) Ratchet Time- Smoke with a Nurse
- (10) Snoopy - Successfully fall asleep on a roof after getting stoned without falling off. Roof must have a slant.
- (10) Trip To The ER- Smoke with an EMT or Paramedic
- (10) Eat THIS Smoke!- Smoke with a firefighter
- (10) Jack Bauer - Watch an entire season of "24" in one sitting, smoking inbetween each episode.
- (10) Lord of the Leaf - Watch all of the Lord of the Rings movies, including the extras, smoking a bowl with each disk, in one sitting.
- (15) A Walk in the Park - Smoke a joint in a heavily populated park without getting caught.*
- (15) Big Plans - Buy more than a pound.
- (15) Boy Meets World - Successfully move out of your parents house without them ever catching you smoking.
- (15) Coyote - Shipped or brought weed over national borders.*
- (15) Day Walker - Smoke outside in public during the day.
- (15) Dedicated Few - Smoke with a group of few friends for 4 months straight every day.
- (15) Diversify - Smoke in a circle with at least 5 people of different nationalities.
- (15) Do You Want Fries With That? - Buy a QP.
- (15) Engineering Doctorate - Make a bong only out of illegal substances. The more illegal, the better.*
- (15) Fire at the Multiplex - Smoke in a theater.
- (15) Gene Splicer - Attempt to conceive a child while high.
- (15) Grandpa Jack - Smoke a bong using Jack Daniels as the bongwater. After you've finished the bowl, do shots of the bongwater.
- (15) Happy Birthday Dude - Bake someone a space cake for their birthday.
- (15) Honor Student - Smoke in a school area while kids are playing.
- (15) Joints a Blazing - Get over 30 people in one house to smoke their own joint.
- (15) Lucky Number 7 - Smoke 7 packed bowls consecutively in one sitting to yourself.
- (15) Mile High Club - Smoke one mile off the ground.
- (15) Mona Lisa Overdrive - Get blazed on the highway while driving.*
- (15) Mr. America - Smoke in all 50 states.
- (15) Otaku - Marathon a season of a given anime series with a blunt / joint / bowl for each disk.
- (15) Quadriplegic - Smoke 4 joints at the same time and finish them all.
- (15) Reefer Fiend - Smoke more than 10 joints in a day.
- (15) The Aristocrats - Convince your stupid friends to do "The Aristocrat" with you.
- (15) The Early Bird - Wake and bake every day for a month.
- (15) The Ounce Challenge - You and another person go against another team of two. Both teams are given an ounce. Whichever team finishes their ounce first wins another ounce.
- (15) The Pro-Marijuana Lobby - Get high on the steps of a capital building.*
- (15) The Snack that Smiles Back -Smoke from a bong with a live goldfish in the water.
- (15) To the Dome - Create a device with which you can inhale smoke directly through your nostrils.
- (15) Vacuum - Smoke a complete joint in one hit.
- (15) Vintage - Smoke out of a piece at least 30 years old.
- (15) Welcome to the Jungle - Grow 10 4 foot tall plants.*
- (15) Wheel and Deal - Sell at least an ounce of weed in a 24 hour period.
- (15) When the Clock Strikes - Smoke weed when ever it is 4 20 anywhere in the world for a week.
- (15) World of WeedCraft - Sell your World of Warcraft account and spend all of the earnings on weed.
- (15) Wrecking Ball - Get a gigantic steam roller and get everyone around you wrecked off one bowl pack.
- (15) GrimDank- Play a tabletop wargame stoned out of your gourd. (bonus points if you win.)
- (15) Holy Smoke - Smoke in a church. Extra points if it's in a cathedral.
- (15) The Body of Christ - successfully roll and smoke a cross joint
- (15) Flower Power - successfully roll and smoke a Tulip joint
- (15) The Very Best - Finish a Pokemon game blazed.
- (20) All Day, Baby... All Day - Roll enough joints to continously smoke marijuana for an entire day. You must never stop smoking during this period.
- (20) Bloodshot - Get an ID photo taken while high. Bonus points if it’s an official document: Passport, driver's license, government department employee ID etc.*
- (20) Boom Shankar - Smoking with an actual Sadhu in India.
- (20) Charm +1 - Get busted smoking weed by the cops, and talk your way out of it.*
- (20) Groupie Status - Smoke up a musician backstage at a concert.
- (20) Man of the People - Open a dispensary
- (20) Marathon Man - Spend 12 hours, awake on a single piece of furniture. Weed must be consumed, every hour, for all 12 hours.
- (20) Members Only - Open a Cannabis Club
- (20) Metal Gear!?!?!?! - Beat the entire Metal Gear Solid series high. Bonus points if you manage to understand any of the story once you beat it.(note: actually easier than when sober)
- (20) Mind Over Matter - Take a 12 gram blunt to the face.
- (20) Pearls Before Swine - Successfully conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is in the vicinity.*
- (20) Pretty Sneaky - Smoke in the same room as a authority figure of any kind.*
- (20) Shelob - Handle a tarantula while stoned without getting bitten.
- (20) The Professor - Delivering a lecture while stoned.
- (20) Weedeater2k - Consume 2000 items of cannabinized food.
- (20) Gentlemen - Smoke two or more joints simutaneously
- (20) Lieutenant Dan- Smoke during a hurricane.
- (25) Counter Insurgency - Discover and harvest a guerrilla grow.*
- (25) Bless Me, Father - Smoke with a Catholic priest. Add an extra twenty-five points for each increase in church rank: monsignor, bishop, archbishop, cardinal, pope.
- (30) Citizen Kane - Become at least locally famous for your work in legalization politics.
- (30) IMDB - Watch 400 movies while high.
- (30) Smooth Criminal - Smoke with a cop in the vicinity.*
- (35) Heavyweight Champion- consume your birthweight in weed
- (40) God Mode- Smoke with a member of law enforcement (not a narc)*
- (50) Father, Son, and Holy Ghost - Smoke out your fundamentalist Christian father.
- (50) Smoke Fest - Gather some friends, everyone buy a quarter and you must all smoke it in one day.
- (50) Joint Genocidist - Smoke 5,359 joints.
- (50) SRS Business - Printing Life size poster of Stoner Achievements list with check boxes next to them. you have the option of completing all achievements except for two that you do not wish to do.
- (50)21 Bowl Salute- You and 20 of your friends light up pipes, bongs, chillums, and/or steamrollers in memory of a lost mutual friend.
- (50) Quiet in the Courtroom - Smoke in the bathroom during a court trial without getting caught. *
- (-50) Jesus Christ, It's a spider! Get in the car! - Get bitten by a tarantula while high.
- (-666) The Glenn Beck - Murder a young girl and use her skull as a bong.*
- (777) Magic Man - Light a bowl using the power of your mind.
- (20) Parental Control - Get high and chill within 15 feet of 1 or more parents while high.
- (50) Bonding Time - Do parental control for at least 30 minutes continuously.
- (10) Songs About The End - Listen to Finntroll's album "Visor Om Slutet" beggining to end while high
- (10) Skywalker - Look for shapes in the clouds with a friend while high
*Any achievements marked with an asterisk (*) are likely to get you arrested, injured, or killed. Don't do them. Strain Achievements - (5) Arctic Fires - Smoking Northern Lights.
- (5) Taste Of Africa - Make edibles with Durban Poison
- (5) Bubbleyum - Smoke some Bubblegum strain.
- (5) Chillin with Jimi - Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Hendrix.
- (5) Eldorado - Smoking a Bowl of Acapulco Gold.
- (5) Finishing Spidey's Work - Smoke Green Goblin.
- (5) Jacking Off - Jack Herrer + Haze in a blunt.
- (10) Fruit of the Loom - Smoking Blueberry (any strain), Mango Kush, Strawberry (any strain), Pineapple (any strain) in a Hookah with at least one other stoner.
- (10) Medicine Man - Selling 3 or more strains of Cali medical at once.
- (10) The Variety Show - Smoke at least 3 different strains of weed in one sitting.
- (10) Kush King - Smoke at least 3 different kush strains.
- (15) Variety Hour - Smoke 6 different strains of bud within 1 hour.
Stoner Olympics - (15) Stoner Olympics - Start with a joint, move on to a pipe, then a bong, a knifer, and finish off with a massive gravity bong hit. Replace one item with vaporizer if available.
- (20) Bronze Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in less than 10 minutes.
- (30) Silver Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in less than 7 minutes.
- (40) Gold Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in less than 4 minutes.
- (50) Platinum - Earn ‘Gold Medalist’. Now, beat your best time.
- (60) Green Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in under 2 and 1/2 minutes.
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