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Old 07-04-2009, 10:24 PM
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Alright, so im sitting in my buddy's apartment, after about an hour steady of blazing bong hoots and i decide to heat up some water to make some instant noodles.
I got up and picked up my friend's electric kettle (the kind that sit on a platform and heat up), fill 'er up with water, and place it on the oven element.
After sitting back down and being ripped for a while, i start to smell burning plastic.
HO SHIT!

So i get up and finally realize its been melting onto the oven element and the smell is HORRID. As expected, the smoke alarm went off, my friends flipped out, and we had to evacuate the apartment for like 20 minutes before the smoke cleared. Never did make those instant noodles.

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Old 07-05-2009, 12:17 AM
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So you put it on the stove rather then the platform? Nice....
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:38 AM
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The shit that goes down when yer stoned lol.

I aint ever done that, but i have plugged in me kettle and forget to switch it on. The result is cold water on me tea bag or coffee.

Last week I was hulling strawberries for me dessert when stoned. I put the green bit in the collander to be washed. The strawberries I threw in the bin.

When I went put the collander under the tap, I thought wtf! :lol@:
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:49 PM
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i know how you feel

once i tried to heat up pizza in the microwave, but i forgot on my microwave you push how many minutes you want instead of seconds,

i wanted them in for 45 seconds.....they were in for about 25 minutes before i smelt something suspicious
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I've done that before, but I hit 11:00 in stead of 1:10 and then went in the other room. I didn't come back for like 20 minutes though because I forgot about it, so not only was my burrito exploded all over the microwave and burned, it was dried on so it took forever to clean it off.
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